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About Me



Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself;
You are of the universe no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here.
- Max Ehrmann, Desiderata

Hello, I'm Apsara. You may have known me as Maya here a few years ago. I'm an experienced full-service GFE and submissive escort. I'm a willing and experimental partner who aspires to be kind and warm-hearted (even under these unusual circumstances!) - 'elite' and 'high class' aren't really part of my vocabulary; I offer more of a relaxed and unpretentious paid-rut-with-a-pal than a glossy fantasy.

Outside of escorting I love good films, food, and drink. You can talk non-league football (let's compare FPL teams!), lifting/macros, and breweries with me, or Wong Kar-wai’s back catalogue and the breakdown of British civil liberties. My educational background is in the social sciences. I'm not originally from the North East (fell in love with the place during uni!) so expect a southern accent, I'm told it's not a grating one.

I’m more of a girl-next-door than full glam, my approach to make-up and my personal style is more about accentuating what I already have rather than completely changing it; approachable and unenhanced: big brown eyes, naturally plump lips and a playful smile. My figure is lush and feminine, illustrated with (tasteful, I hope!) religious and cultural tattoos. I have dark shiny hair, thick thighs, and a grabbable butt. I love Honey Birdette and Agent Provocateur (let’s forget that Mike Ashley owns it…) lingerie, and you can expect me in pretty florals or a cute summer dress for outcalls.

How to book


Please make sure you've read my rates, FAQ and schedule tabs before getting in touch - due to a change in the law I sadly can no longer talk about services on this page without having access restricted; but a full list of my likes and dislikes can be sent over text or AdultWork message.

Please only book by text, WhatsApp, or AdultWork message. Lead by telling me when you'd like to book and how long for; I'm chatty and friendly in person but prefer a more streamlined approach in comms. I don't use the availability function on here, so get in touch before sending a booking request. For outcalls, let me know which screening method you'd like to use within the first message. I no longer pick up phone calls.

Incalls and tours


Incalls are usually in upmarket City Centre hotels. I tend to get booked up pretty quickly on the day, so booking in advance is recommended. You'll be asked to confirm at a specific time either the night before or the day of the session to keep your time and get the address - I don't send postcodes out before this!

While I'm based in the North East, I only do one set of 2-3 days of incalls here per month. Keep an eye out for those on my schedule tab :)

Outcalls


As my tour days tend to get quite busy, I only do outcalls within a five-mile radius during them.

Outside those days, I’m happy to visit you across the UK! Minimum booking times will apply according to distance, please get in touch with your location to see where you fit into those - I'm based in Newcastle and as a rule of thumb the booking should be longer than the round trip. If booking outside of Durham, Newcastle or Sunderland, I will ask you to purchase my train tickets for me to confirm the booking, the fee will be subtracted from the overall balance.

I offer a variety of screening methods for outcalls, these include:
• Being an established client
• Having 5+ positive AdultWork feedback over the last couple of years
• Proof of stay for hotel visits (both a forwarded email reservation and a room number and surname upon check-in)
• Proof of address for home visits (usually the name and address section of a paper bill sent via email)

I have plenty of positive feedback going back a decade and have no interest in your personal information beyond the scope of my safety. I will not pass this on to anyone else, and all correspondence with sensitive details will be deleted immediately.

Social dates and overnights


I offer social dates at a 50% rate. You can mix and match this with the normal rate depending on how long you want us to be hanging out, and how much you want to be spent intimately. We can chat over dinner, grab cocktails, hit the pub for a match… or we could even cook together at yours!

Overnights are 12 hour blocks (19.00-07.00, 20.00-08.00, etc) that should involve a bit of time for dinner and sleep - I'll trust your judgment for how this plays out on the night :) I don't usually offer these for incalls, but I'm happy to book a place just for us for an additional, pre-paid, fee. Extended lengths can be accommodated on request (£150 per additional two hours.)

Day-by-day


19th-22nd July unavailable
23rd July London Waterloo incalls 16.00-00.00
24th July London Waterloo incalls 12.00-00.00
25th July London Waterloo incalls 10.30-12.00 (advance bookings only)
26th July unavailable
27-28th July outcall only; London
29th July-2nd August unavailable
3rd-5th August outcall only; Newcastle and further afield
6th August Birmingham incalls 16.00-22.00
7-8th August Birmingham incalls 10.00-22.00
9th August unavailable
10-12th August outcall only; Newcastle and further afield
13th August Gateshead Quayside incalls 12.00-00.00
14th August Newcastle City Centre incalls 16.00-22.00
15th August Newcastle City Centre incalls 10.00-22.00
17-19th August outcall only; Newcastle and further afield
20-26th August unavailable
27th August Nottingham incalls 16.00-22.00
28-29th August Nottingham incalls 10.00-22.00


Tyneside incalls


13th August Gateshead Quayside incalls 12.00-00.00
14th August Newcastle City Centre incalls 16.00-22.00
15th August Newcastle City Centre incalls 10.00-22.00

Upcoming tours


London
23rd July Waterloo incalls 16.00-00.00
24th July Waterloo incalls 12.00-00.00
25th July Waterloo incalls 10.30-12.00 (advance bookings only)
27-28th July outcall only

Birmingham
6th August Broad St incalls 16.00-22.00
7-8th August Broad St incalls 10.00-22.00

Nottingham
27th August City Centre incalls 16.00-22.00
28-29th August City Centre incalls 10.00-22.00

Enjoys

  • Oral
  • BDSM
  • Watersports
  • Spanking
  • Toys
  • French Kissing
  • Fetish
  • FFM 3Somes
  • Moresomes
  • Swinging
  • CIM
  • Oral without Protection
  • Sub games
  • Domination
  • Massage
  • Humiliation
  • Rimming
  • Swallow
  • Deep Throat
  • BDSM (receiving)
  • Rimming (giving)
  • Spanking (receiving)
  • Domination (receiving)
  • Humiliation (receiving)
  • CIM (at discretion)
  • Swallow (at discretion)
  • Facials
  • Oral without (at discretion)
  • French Kissing (discretion)
  • Receiving Oral
  • Face Sitting
  • Role Play & Fantasy
  • Sauna / Bath Houses
  • Penetration (Protected)
  • 15 Mins "quickie"
  • Travel Companion
  • Dinner Dates
  • Disabled Clients
  • Hand Relief
  • Fingering/Finger Play

Enjoys With

  • Male
  • Female
  • Couple MF
  • Couple MM

Incall Rates

  • ½ Hour - £100
  • 1 Hour - £175
  • 2 Hours - £325
  • 3 Hours - £475
  • 4 Hours - £600
  • Overnight - £1150
  • 15 mins - £75
  • 1½ Hours - £250
  • ¾ Hour - £150

Outcall Rates

  • 1 Hour - £225
  • 2 Hours - £375
  • 3 Hours - £525
  • 4 Hours - £650
  • Overnight - £1000
  • 1½ Hours - £300

FAQs

  • Question: Are your rates negotiable?
    Answer: No, sorry, mutual respect is fundamental here. Haggling will result in an immediate block. I'm not going to give you the pretentious nonsense about "paying for quality", but I set my rates according to what I'm happy charging.

  • Question: Do you have "hidden" extras?
    Answer: I only offer services that I personally enjoy at a fixed rate and have no interest in seeing clients who want me to compromise my comfort or safety by offering extra to deviate from those - sorry! I love my job and - yes - the financial side plays a part in my motivation for doing it, but this isn’t a dispassionate, calculating pursuit of cash. I want to enjoy myself in your company, and I want you to enjoy me enjoying myself.

  • Question: Do you accept bank transfers?
    Answer: I’m afraid I don’t. I’m cash only for the balance of the booking. This also means I don't take deposits outside of trains booked for long-distance outcalls or hotel vouchers for overnight incalls.

  • Question: Do you offer dinner/social dates/overnights?
    Answer: Yes! See my bookings tab :)

  • Question: Are you actually bisexual?
    Answer: Yes! I’d love to see you with your partner or another escort.

  • Question: Is there any reason you won't see me?
    Answer: I’m happy to see adults of any race, gender, size, or disability status. The only thing that will disqualify you is being disrespectful or entitled. I don't put on an act or sell a fantasy; I'm a real, genuine person with no interest in faking enjoyment with someone who isn't polite and courteous.

  • Question: Do you sell photos/videos?
    Answer: I'm going to have a steady stream of images coming into my AdultWork private gallery, but asides from that I don't.

  • Question: Can I bring you wine/chocolate etc?
    Answer: I tend to avoid high-sugar foods but I'll happily share a drink with you :) I like orange wine, mezcal, tequila tonics and top-shelf Scotch/Japanese whisky. My favourite gifts are always old football shirts or match programmes!

  • Question: Why haven't you responded to my message?
    Answer: I get a lot of messages and responding to every blunt one-word message, "hey/hi", attempt at small talk with no stated intention of booking, or query about something already covered in my profile is sending me a bit loopy. I'm not expecting full essays, but good prior communication facilitates a good booking :) think about it like booking a doctor's appointment or a haircut.

  • Question: Can I trust you to be discreet?
    Answer: I try to be especially considerate of this. I don't return missed calls, and texts are replied to within a mindful timeframe or during business hours. I don't wear lipstick or perfume during bookings, and you'll be provided with unscented shower gel if needed. If we meet in a social setting, I will wear something that covers my tattoos if requested - the innocent face comes in clutch in these scenarios!

  • Question: Are you actually Indian?
    Answer: Yes, I'm British-born of North Indian heritage. I'm not fluent in my mother tongue but can pick up scatterings of Hindi and Gujarati. I don't tend to wear Indian dress during bookings, but I'd be happy for you to bring a sari with you if that's your preference and allow an extra half hour at my social rate for me to get into it.

Interview

  • Question: What is your starsign?
    Answer: Cancer June 22 - July 22

  • Question: What is your Primary Language?
    Answer: English

  • Question: How would you describe your non-binary gender?
    Answer: Cisgender

  • Question: What is your favourite colour?
    Answer: Coral

  • Question: What is your best feature?
    Answer: Eyes

  • Question: What three words best describe your personality?
    Answer: Sanguine, quirky, compassionate

  • Question: What is your favourite food?
    Answer: 100% cocoa dark chocolate

  • Question: What is your favourite drink?
    Answer: Suntory whisky or Vault City sours

  • Question: What is your favourite film?
    Answer: Harold and Maude

  • Question: What is your favourite TV programme?
    Answer: Æon Flux

  • Question: What are your favourite flowers?
    Answer: Jasmine

  • Question: What is your favourite perfume?
    Answer: Tom Ford Jasmine Rouge

  • Question: What is your favourite gift?
    Answer: Craft beer/spirits/football memorabilia

  • Question: What is your favourite holiday destination?
    Answer: Peak District

  • Question: What is your ethnicity?
    Answer: Indian

  • Question: What is the colour of your eyes?
    Answer: Brown

  • Question: What is the colour of your hair?
    Answer: Black

  • Question: What length is your hair?
    Answer: Long

  • Question: How would you describe your body type?
    Answer: Curvy

  • Question: How tall are you?
    Answer: 5'3"

  • Question: What is your shoe size?
    Answer: 6

  • Question: What is your dress size?
    Answer: 12

  • Question: What is your bra cup-size?
    Answer: D

  • Question: Are your breasts natural or enhanced?
    Answer: Natural

  • Question: How is your pubic hair fashioned?
    Answer: Trimmed

  • Question: Do you smoke?
    Answer: No

  • Question: Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
    Answer: Both

  • Question: If you have tattoos or piercings, how discreet are they
    Answer: Visible

  • Question: Will you do overnight bookings?
    Answer: Yes

  • Question: List of Towns/Areas you will visit
    Answer: Across the UK

  • Question: How long are you prepared to travel for?
    Answer: 2½+

  • Question: Nearest rail station?
    Answer: Newcastle

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