About Me
Happy Wimbledon Wednesday
Oh well, always next year for Norrie….but hey, maybe I’ll have my own version of ‘juice’ and ‘love’….
Interesting facts of the day:
Hot water can freeze faster than cold water….the mpemba effect.
Whale songs are used to map the ocean floor by scientists.
A pineapple takes 2 years to grow.
The Earth used to have 2 moons until it collided with the one we see now.
Peanuts are used to make dynamite.
The chicken did come before the egg.
The Eifel Tower can be 15cm taller in the summer.
Alaska is the only US State spelt using one row of the keyboard.
More fun facts tomorrow…….
Strawberry picking today I think. Let’s see what naughty antics I can get up to today…..pics to follow later ..…
All this sporty business yhis week .. Wimbledon, the Test match has made me really horny…..had to partake in some DIY……lol……see vid uploaded….mmmm
That got me all hot and bothered….so then i needed a hose down…or was it hose up…..giggle giggle…..private pics and vid uploaded
Then what a way to finish off….getting my lips around an ice lolly……mmmm….you’ve gotta see that vid!!!
Just to clarify , the important thing for me is to meet the right person to have fun with … I happy to go to town for that …what’s more important is the chemistry between us is right . Happy for you come to mine to (which is near Felsted northern essex). At times though i visit different places also and after some shopping if in a cheeky mode , i am available for fun! I appreciate I’m different from most ref as i dont want to put down I am on tour either , as i more spontaneous person and my naughty side although very important to me to get my fix, it isn’t my main interest in life .. ..
The right connection is important…..
I have received numerous emails. The chemist has to be right, as it is a big deal for me to do this . I know its more than transactional for me … you want sex and intimacy , me too…. I not on here all the time i have loads of other interests in my life too….
Ive changed my profile .. so read very carefully please before contacting me . Seems i am getting too used to shutting myself away in my garden writing .. i love Watering my flowers, baskets, and loads of and watering myself, obviously, being the pretty delicate flower that I am …. But need more .
Fees show my hourly rate of bedroom fun.( could be any room in the house actually ) lol….. if you decide to take me out and treat me for a lovely lunch, dinner, drinks, theatre etc with good conversation, my time for that is without charge …… you pay for just the fun after (which will be at a reduced rate - to be discussed on the phone and agreed prior to meeting) …xx am i available just the meal part ? Yes … i am ……x.
So, just to bl clear, you have three ways to meet me:
Idea 1: at my place in Essex at published rate;
Idea 2: treat me to lunch/dinner/drinks/theatre etc, then pay me for funtime afterwards - rates to be agreed before hand (if hotel booking required, you pay the hotel)
Idea 3: treat me to lunch/dinner/drinks/theatre etc, no fee for my time ( no funtime involved).
When making contact please let me know which idea you are thinking of for our time together.
I wonder if the got weather will return ? I know how to cool off now …. Cinema , pool, lollies art galleries , , fans , more fans , sea breezes , sex on tne beach ( as in drink )
I’m enjoying my new erection in the garden too, my paddling pool! .
I bet you city/office boys are hot under the collar…. have you builders had enough of it as well? Bet you’re glad to get your helmets off. Even the ice-cream man is hiding away and enjoying his own Mr Softy….
As for me, in the air-conditioned art gallery the other day was well received, shouldn’t have taken advantage so much of the free champagne…but who doesn’t. Two coffees and a lay-in didn’t seem to cure it. I’ve been visiting car washes to feel cool, too, the hand job ones! I love getting my hands on a hose…. lol……. anything to try and keep cool…. let’s hope I succeed!! I did think about attempting to climb into an empty freezer at Marks and Spencer’s but thought it not a good idea after all ... so tempting though.
New pics uploaded for you…. seems somewhat strange having to tame down the free pics. All I was doing was watering my petals! New vids also uploaded on a regular basis. They reflect my mood, whether it be the fun quirky side or the more reflective side…always good value for you to keep tabs on me and my adventures!
A big thankyou to all you gents who have taken an interest to contact me. I’m sorry if I haven’t yet got back to you….my cheeky side seems very popular…. I’m a nice lady with a naughty streak, not just a naughty lady! I don’t play all day as I have lots of other interests in my life. However, if the communication is right, fun, informative and I have everything I desire, and obviously chemistry, then seeing you is much more likely.
I’m now looking for that nice gent to fulfil my desires.... spend time with me, take me to lunch or dinner, or the theatre, or dancing or maybe just a nice, good, relaxed conversation, be it over current affairs, latest news, talking and having a nice couple of drinks together. We could then share some intimate time together, you and me ….... sounds a good idea to you too, then let's make it happen. If you visit me locally, then you can take me out for a meal, then spend some intimate time at my town house. If you’re a city-gent, I visit Liverpool Street on a regular basis, so I could meet you in town for lunch or dinner, then maybe, if you can book a hotel for us, spend intimate time there. If you can treat me, wine and dine me, my rate reflects being taken out first to somewhere classy and nice, where we will both be clothed. If only for a while until the intimate time after, this is all you pay me for, the intimate time together, whatever that may be for you. Cuddles, talking, vulnerability, sharing, mutual attraction …. we will have a lovely experience together. This is the new me. I not looking for a cheeky time at mine only, in and out and off you go …. Although exciting, I am looking for more now. I am somewhat nervous now at the idea of that and looking for you and I to have a special time together … be it intimacy in all its guises …. More the girl friend experience I guess ... it’s what I am truly seeking …
Please email me. I may not be able to reply straight away. I may be busy tending to my sunflowers, watering the garden, sitting next to my fan, cooling in my pool, singing with my karaoke machine, writing my comedy sketches, looking for my next 50’s dress to buy or looking on Love honey for my next lingerie outfit to wear for you gents. When I respond I will give you my mobile number. Please remember, when you message me, please send me a pic of you (face), tell me a bit about you and let me know how long you would like to spend together. Thank you, gents xx.
I’ve been a busy girl for the last few months…. singing my pants off for hours and hours, studying for music exams….so more than just my usual cheery singing in the shower or bath……singing loudly with the karaoke in the Tesla where no one can hear me. Haven’t quite made the low C3 to the high C6 yet, but I’m getting there (watch out Adele…. you got competition!!). I’ve written another book, having slapped on the factor 50 sitting in the garden, as I love writing too. Been abroad doing charity work which I absolutely adored…. I love bringing smiles to people’s faces. I’ve invested time in visiting charities that are personal to me and close too and taking time out to think where I’m going with my life in different ways …. So that is reflecting on here also.
Charming, cute, cuddly, curvaceous, captivating, current, colourful, chatty and cheeky lady here….and spotlessly clean…. regularly tested. White Caucasian classic English rose with size 5 feet, hazel expressive eyes and dark brown shoulder length hair. With a genuine gorgeous smile and disposition. I am English, 5 foot 4. Size 16 dress size with a curvy physique.... Wanting to meet reliable respectable and fun gents (or ladies) only for fun together. Come get in touch with a true English Rose.
I’d like to tell you why I’m on this site…. I’m cheeky I have a flirtatious side and like to enjoy sexual pleasure…. the remuneration I receive is used to fund my interests…. I have decided it’s not a good idea to save up for a motorbike as I don’t think I am safe on two wheels, so still seeking the best ride of my life. Still not had it yet at 54, although very close to it ….
I love photography, saving up for a lens to look at Uranus…obviously….lol…..and to buy more for my vintage dress collection, totalling 25 now, which I love….to buy massive erections which I enjoy…..just built my Lego Titanic…I now have a sinking feeling! And to go on holiday soon….so thank you to contributing to fund my needs and wants.
Communication:
I like to get to know my guests a little before we meet to see if there’s the right chemistry between us, so if you email me, please tell me a little about you. I will send you my mobile number ask for you to send a recent pic of you. I usually respond quite quickly when I’m available and having mutual contact before we meet makes our tome together more pleasurable. However, there are times when I am busy when I can’t give an immediate response so if I don’t respond straight away, please be patient. One thing I will not tolerate is rudeness and abuse, so to the small minority out there, dickheads and bellends, if you’re rude or offensive you will be blocked, and you’ll miss out on the opportunity to see me.
I like to see all sorts of people, but my favourites are:
White Caucasian, 35 to 55….ish
Plumbers, so they can sort out my waterworks.
Builders so we can discuss their erections.
Decorators who can splatter me.
Heating engineers who can make me hot and steamy.
Car mechanics who can blow their gasket.
British Muslims too…
No youngsters under 25
Anyway, if any of you have any wives, partners, mothers-in-law, females with big boobs, nice boobs, suck able boobs, please send them bouncing my way as I'd love to meet and play with them, no fee required, just a good time together for this desire of mine to be fulfilled. Please get in touch.
This is me, I am what I am, curvaceous, rosey cheeked, intelligent and fun, i like a laugh but with good conversation. Looking for like-minded men or women to have fun with. I don't need to be Leah; I choose to be Leah when it suits me. I am respectful and polite and expect the same back.
Country girl in London and in the country
xxx